Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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