How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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