we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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