Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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