He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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