Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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