god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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