if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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