Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I deserve this hangover.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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