quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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