it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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