Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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