I am puke
Small penises have feelings too.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
