you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
only you would photoshop your dick
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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