Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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