so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Please don't give away my fajitas
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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