i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize