the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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