You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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