i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
you never un-have a 4some
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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