Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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