i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
