come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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