So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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