Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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