I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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