I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
ugly people sure do ruin things
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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