I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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