Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
