Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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