So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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