all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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