I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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