i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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