Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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