Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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