on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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