there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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