I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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