the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
