You can't motorboat a personality
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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