i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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