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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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