I'm going to jail i love you
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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