hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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