I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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