i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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