Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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