You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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