you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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