Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
