Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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