I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
sex in a hospital.. check
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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