How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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