me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Church boner. Awkwardddd
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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