just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
where are my eyebrows?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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