I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm passing your future prison.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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