Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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