I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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